Harangue

Eat all your food; Brush your teeth; take a shower; go to bed; wake up and get ready for school; don’t take so long in the bathroom; don’t drive like a crazy person; What did you do today at school; how are your grades; stop asking me so many questions; do all your homework; stop wasting time; you’ll never succeed in life without all A’s; don’t worry what other people think about you; you need to watch the news more; stop watching so much television; don’t waste your money on that; hurry up and get ready for church; don’t wear that were going to church! Take a shower; don’t forget to soap and shampoo; comb your hair; put on some cologne; you don’t want people to think bad of you; finish your applications, finish your applications; finish your applications; don’t worry about it; don’t chew with your mouth closed; don’t drink soda it’s bad for you; eat everything on your plate because there’s starving people in the world; clean your room; vacuum your floor; dust your tables; your room’s a pig sty; do the laundry; pick up your clothes; stop ripping the sleeves of your shirt; stop working out so much your getting too big; stop laying around and doing nothing; start getting everything together for college; make sure to take care of yourself in college; don’t eat fast food every day in college; spend more time with your family before you go to college!